Sarcasm Burned Calories Tee

Technically cardio.

If sarcasm burned calories, you'd have the metabolism of a 22-year-old. This tee is for the woman whose sense of humor is both her workout and her personality.

Wear it. Let them figure out if you're serious.

– Sarcasm Burned Calories graphic — scientifically unproven, emotionally accurate

– Soft, lightweight tee

– True to size — size up for a relaxed fit

– Machine washable